Friday, September 24, 2010

Knock, Knock

Overheard from Naomi and Jacob:

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ice. Ice who? I thought you were planting icicles. He hee he.

Why did the tires not speak to each other?
Because they were tired.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tire. Tire who? The tires on the car! He hee he!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I'm talking to the chair! Ha hee ha!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange I'm glad to see you. Ha hee ha!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Stop telling jokes. Who stops telling jokes? You're supposed to say "Stop telling jokes who!"

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