Momma and Me (with Jacob and Naomi)

Momma and Me
According to Jacob, age 3, and Naomi, age 5

1. What is something momma always says to you?
Jacob: "Put your pj's on"
Naomi: "I love you."
2. What makes momma happy?
Jacob: "When I love her"
Naomi: "When I obey"
3. What makes momma sad?
Jacob: "When I don't do things."
Naomi: "When I don't obey"
4. How does your momma make you laugh?
Jacob: "She says silly things"
Naomi: "By tickling me"
5. What was your momma like as a child?
Jacob: "Like a baby"
Naomi: "Bad because she didn't obey her momma."
6. How old is your momma?
Jacob: "6"
Naomi: "13"
7. How tall is your momma?
Jacob: "She looks like 20"
Naomi: "This tall" (holding out her arms)
8. What is Momma's favorite thing to do?
Jacob: "Her favorite thing is to wash the dishes." (ha!!)
Naomi: "Hug me"
9. What does your momma do when you're not around?
Jacob: "I don't know."
Naomi: "Play with Jacob and Bethany and fold clothes."
10. If your momma becomes famous, what will it be for?
Jacob: "Driving in a race car."
Naomi: "Racer" (at Jacob's suggestion)
11. What is your momma really good at?
Jacob: "Cleaning"
Naomi: "Feeding Bethany"
12. What is your momma not very good at?
Jacob: "She's not very good at building train tracks."
Naomi: "Saying the Presidents" (and yes, Naomi can; she learned at school)
13. What does your momma do for her job?
Jacob: "Nothing"
Naomi: "Take care of Bethany, and that's all."
14. What is your momma's favorite food?
Jacob: "Macaroni and cheese and chicken"
Naomi: "Pizza"
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Jacob: "That she hugs me and loves me."
Naomi: "That she's nice."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Jacob: "Ariel"
Naomi: "Cinderella"
17. What do you and your momma do together?
Jacob: "Do some school and make tracks.:
Naomi: "Read"
18. How are you and your momma the same?
Jacob: "We both like cars."
Naomi: "We both like blue"
19. How are you and your mom different?
Jacob: "We're not both boys, but me and Daddy are both boys."
Naomi: "We don't both have glasses, and that's it."
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Jacob: "That you tickle me."
Naomi: "Because she kisses me and hugs me."
21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

Jacob: "To the mall"

Naomi: "To the zoo!"