Quotes from Naomi

Naomi was in rare form with her funny quotes today! I thought you might enjoy a few of them.

Naomi, reading a "make and do" princess book--"Look, Momma, we can make a king and queen crown! Jacob could be the king and I could be the queen, and you...you could be the servant!"

Naomi, reading an animal and insect book--(background: Eric, as in Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, has been a pretty consistent imaginary husband for Naomi. He can crop up in conversation at any time) "Momma, what kind of snake is this? (a Cobra) Oh, Eric was bitten by a Cobra. I was there and got to see it, but I didn't get bitten...Eric also got stung by a bee. AND he got caught in a spider web. It was really sticky. He was walking along and all the sudden was just wrapped up in it! Bitten by a snake, stung by a bee, and caught in a spider web! Isn't that awful! And did you know that Eric and I had a kitten which we don't have any more. It either wandered away and got lost or it met up with some wild dogs. But we got a new cat that had kittens--30 and 9 kittens! There are cats everywhere in our house."

I think the above monologue could have gone on for longer, but I was done with dusting that room and moved on to another. Naomi moved on to reading her book somewhere else. What can I say? Maybe we have the next J. K. Rowling (author of Harry Potter) on our hands. : )